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Expectation
Reality
So yeah, I have the dancing skills of a teletubby.
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sometimes-i-think-about-things:
Gary Oak
Slim Shady.
Sherlock Holmes.
Izaya Orihara
Chuck Norris
Han Solo
Justin Timberlake.
Lord Voldemort.
Spades Slick
Harry Potter
Neil Patrick Harris
Jensen Ackles
John Doe
Mia Dearden
Conner Kent.
Duo Maxwell
Severus Snape
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Aangezienk vanavond wss ni op internet ga kunne en morge al helemaal ni zeg ik nu al happy birthday aan u,you little fuck ♥.
Well first of all, 
Second of all, u r a free bitch bebeh ♥
Ge kunt nu in principe doen whutever u want ma aangezien ge redelijk vastgekentend zijt aan u ouders voor de komende paar jaar zult ge ni al te veel meer freedom hebbe, u mad?
Holy fuckshit u so sexy, Y U HAS NO BOIFREND >:C FFFFFFFUUUUUUUU
YOU 18YEAR OLD VIRGIN (en denk ni da lesbodoed de dick heeft om daar verandering in te brenge)
teehee u mad
ne mr srsly i love u man D8 Y U NO DOED >:C FFFFFFUUUU FUK U.
srsly ge krijgt een dick als cadeau, u need one (zeker voor lesbodoed u mad)
Teehee maybe gt ge es sexytieme me Snape ♥
Hij is al casually condooms ant kope ♥ he sez he lOves u Skadd <33x33
now u u u so excited, u so excited ♥
ah ne lol wait snape is dood u mad
but this hotass mofo is still alive:
ooh hes lookin all sexy 4 u xxx33 lolllzzzz
anders kunt ge u ng altij hier inschrijve gwn om u ouders te klote ♥
heehee ♥
kben kei pissed off dak dees jaar ni u bday me u kan viere >:c
d fuk bruh me so pissed off >:c brb cutting my wrists like a boss dude >:c
kwil porn hier zette fffffuuuuu fuk u u dumbass mofo die porn deleted
wacht kvind wel toepasselijke softporn, oh look at this
el oh el draw me liek one of ur french girls <3 heehee
geniet vn u hotass birthday my love <3 kzie u 2 augustus <3
MY BODY IS READY BABE <3 
kga sexyass wachte op u, skadd <3
Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after … wards
I WIL NEVER SAY NEVER UNLESS THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE APPROPRIATE FOR THE SITUATION IM IN AT THE CURRENT TIME.
Leen, be a part of my world 2.0 <3
heehee
ok bye beyotch
I SAW HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS PART 2
In belgium all movies air 2 days earlier >:D
my thought during the movie:
- HOLY SHIT NEVILLE IS THE SMEX
- HOLY SHIT SNAPE
- HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT MY CHILDHOOD IS OVER
- HOLY SHIT DRACO
- HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK
they left out some pieces of the prince’s tale, but they added a scene where lily lies dead on the floor and snape is holding her while crying. BEST PART EVERalso, when ‘19 years later’ appears on the screen, Harry, Ron and Hermoine DIDN’T AGE. THEY’RE IMMORTAL.
if you don’t believe me, here’s a picture of the credits I took (which is totally illegal but idaf bitch)
TROLLFACE
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